Penis Pasta

Spice up your mealtimes with a cheeky twist! Our 250g box of Penis Pasta might look like a standard kitchen staple, but it brings a saucy surprise to the table. Shaped like penises, this fun pasta is the perfect way to add a playful element to your next dinner party or date night. Whether cooking for friends or setting the mood for a romantic evening, this pasta will surely get a few giggles while satisfying your appetite.

Made from 100% durum wheat semolina, it offers the same high-quality taste and texture you expect from premium pasta. You won’t have to sacrifice flavour for fun! The sturdy pasta holds its shape and pairs perfectly with any desired sauce. For an extra burst of flavour, we recommend our favourite dish: Big Balls with Penis Pasta in a steamy sauce. It’s guaranteed to hit the spot.

The pasta cooks in minutes, making it quick and easy to prepare while providing a quirky conversation starter that no one will forget. Perfect as a gag gift or for those who enjoy a bit of humour in the kitchen, Penis Pasta brings a whole new meaning to “playing with your food”.

Ready to turn up the heat in the kitchen? Add Penis Pasta to your basket today and get ready for a meal that’s as fun as it is tasty!

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